Bad Story

I realized that I have no balls. I mean. If only I can be like the blogger I admire, but not everyone can accept their personal arguments to be published online. My friendships are not as solid as those she has =( However... If anyone followed me on imotiv, they'll see the fresh update anyway.

Anyhow. I had schizophrenia again and I'm going to tell a story about Hello Kitty and her friends. Here's the character intro, family and friends and following is the Hello Kitty story I've just made up.

Kitty White and her family lived in Suburban London until one day Kitty decided to go to Japan to get a PhD and become a microbiologist like Bernadette because Bernadette makes plenty of money. But Kitty is weak la she's already suffering coz she couldn't keep up with things and Tippy told her she can stop after completing her Master course (around 2 years). PhD program is the extension of the course and it will take another 3 years to complete.

Joey and Tippy planned to go Japan for a holiday trip and also to visit Kitty coz she's kinda miserable. Kitty was super happy and said she'll provide the accommodation for Joey and Tippy coz staying in Japan is very expensive. So Joey and Tippy bought the flight tickets and started planning for the itinerary already.

One day, Kitty asked Tippy what's the date they'll visit her. Tippy told her they'll go during sakura blossoms. Kitty was sad coz Papa Kitty and Mama Kitty wanted to see sakura blossoms too. Now since Kitty said Papa and Mama wanted to visit her, I assumed that they'll be staying with Kitty while Joey and Tippy will have to find some cheap hostel to stay during that period. However when Tippy told Joey, Joey asked whether they can ask Papa and Mama Kitty NOT TO go during the period they travel to Japan!

Tippy was shocked and I also shocked. Logically, when your friend's parents visit her, you as a guest will need to show your way out and let them stay together ma right??!! Somemore you look at Papa and Mama Kitty! They look so 慈祥! How can anyone separate them with their beloved daughter! Walaowey! Joey said he didn't wanna spend extra on accommodation PLUS Kitty promised to let them stay with her, and if they haven't buy flight tickets, they (actually just Joey) will cancel the trip instead.

Walaowey I cannot brain lorh. Then Kitty said she probly have to work harder so she will be able to do her PhD so that her parents can go Japan and stay with her and see sakura the next year.

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Sorry ah I also beh tahan my another self. OK lemme twist the story ending a little. Papa Kitty and Mama Kitty will only visit Kitty RIGHT AFTER Joey and Tippy are going back so YAY Kitty doesn't have to stay for PhD if she didn't want to. Happy ending lah! =)

Btw, Jodie said although sakura blossoms in the month of March-April, the time they blossoms are different in different places. Like the more northern it goes the earlier the flower blossoms.

Fairy Tales Remix童话故事串烧

很久很久以前，有个妈妈给她可爱的小姑娘爱丽丝制了一件红衣裳。从此以后大家都叫爱丽丝“小红帽”。有一天，因为小红帽的任性，她奶奶给大灰狼吃掉了，结果她妈妈也因为伤心过度过世了。

后来，小红帽的爸再娶了一个有两个女儿的女人。由于女人的挥霍，家里渐渐衰败，大家只好举家搬迁到一个塔里住。这个塔很高，出入很不方便。后姊把她的红衣裳抢走，让她做完所有的家务，还不允许她外出。日子久了，爱丽丝不再是小红帽了，她灰头土脸的大家都开始叫她灰姑娘。因为不被允许出门，灰姑娘没办法剪头发，她的头发长长了，长得足以让其他人用她的头发出入高塔。大家又给她另一个称呼：长发姑娘。

长发姑娘长期被姊姊的欺压之下，患上忧郁症，并从路过的坏人买下大量毒品吸食产生幻觉。她发现一只“会说话的兔子”，跟踪它到户外去，开始了她的一段“冒险”。

等爱丽丝清醒的时候，被七个小矮人安置在他们家。爱丽丝痛定思痛，不想回到那个所谓的家了，于是就留下来替照料小矮人以报答他们。

爱丽丝的后妈发现她的逃跑，于是给爱丽丝送了颗有安眠药的苹果企图把她抓回去。爱丽丝没有发现谁送的苹果，以为是小矮人给她留的早餐，于是就吃了下去。幸好有个善忘的小矮人忘了带东西回家取，否则爱丽丝就被绑回家了。由于小矮人长期居住在森林里，并不知道安眠药这个东西，他们都以为爱丽丝死掉了，于是就把她放进玻璃箱里，给她“睡美人”的称呼好让别的王子可以吻醒她。

没多久，有只会说话的青蛙自称是被巫婆下咒的王子，为了要找个真心喜欢他的女子亲他好让他可以变回人类，于是自告奋勇要亲睡美人。刚好，睡美人的药效过了，于是看起来就好像青蛙王子亲醒了睡美人。没办法，睡美人必须跟青蛙王子回去他的宫殿以报答他的“救命之恩”。

怎知，在青蛙王子出来解救睡美人的同时，有个也是被巫婆转化成野兽的王子侵占了青蛙王子的宫殿。因为他也是需要一个真心爱他的女人来把他变回人类，于是他把爱丽丝强抢了过来并把青蛙王子吃掉。爱丽丝宁死不从，于是野兽把爱丽丝的爸爸抓了囚禁，并等待战争发动的时刻把爱丽丝的爸爸送到军营里去当兵。

爱丽丝的爸爸苦苦哀求，唤醒了爱丽丝的孝心，于是爱丽丝男扮女装，代替爸爸上阵杀敌，结果居然让她拯救了整个国家，并受国家表扬成了一代巾帼。

哦，忘记了，爱丽丝的中文名字叫花木兰。

Once upon a time, a mother made a red hood for her girl Alice. Since then, everyone start calling her "Little Red Riding Hood". However, Little Red Riding Hood's granny died because of her contumaciousness, and her mother died after being over-grieved.

Little Red Riding Hood's father remarried to a woman with two daughters. Because the woman squandered their money, they had to move to an old tower. It's a very tall tower which is not convenient for them to go in and out. The stepsisters snatched Alice's red hood, made her finished all the house chores and didn't allow her to step out of the tower. Soon, her hair grew coz she's not allowed to go out (and have hair cut) and the length is enough for everyone to go in and out of the tower. Then, people start calling her Rapunzel.

After being bullied for a long period, Rapunzel developed depression and bought drugs from bad guys. And then she's high as f**k found a talking rabbit and shit. She followed it to the forest and started her "adventure".

When Alice is sober, she was settled in the seven dwarves' house. She reflected on herself, decided to stay and help the dwarves to do house chores instead of going back her "home".

Alice's stepmother found that she ran away from home, so she sent an apple filled with sleeping drugs to get Alice back. Alice thought the apple was the breakfast the dwarves left for her as breakfast, so she ate it. Luckily a forgetful dwarf came back coz he forgotten to take his stuffs, he managed to stop Alice from being taken. The dwarves lived in the forest for a very long time and they didn't know anything about the sleeping drugs and they thought Alice could be awaken by a kiss from a prince. So they put Alice in a glass box, gave her a name Sleeping Beauty so that the princes will come to save her.

Soon, a talking frog who claimed to be a cursed prince that can only be saved by a woman in love with him, so he decided to give it a try. Coincidentally, the drug effect had passed so Alice woke up right after the prince frog kissed her and Alice had to go with the prince frog.

Unfortunately, another prince was turned into a beast and he took over the frog's castle while the frog is away to save Alice. The beast needed a woman in love with him to save him too, so he ate the frog and grounded Alice. Alice didn't give in, so the beast got her father and locked him in the cellar and threatened that if Alice refused to give in, he'll put her father in the army and serve the army.

Alice's dad kept begging her to not let him serve the army, so Alice replaced her father, disguised as a man and served the army. And at the end of the war, she saved the whole nation and was praised to be the heroin.

Oh I forgot, Alice's Chinese name is Fa Mulan.

墙头草 蝙蝠 的故事

我很久以前就听过这个故事了。但是因为我想放弃学校里一个科目转而拿别的，所以请允许我在退出创意写作 (Creative Writing) 之时以好玩的心情改编一下以下的故事。

很久很久以前，森林里住着各种各样的飞禽走兽。小树熊原本就和小狮子、小老虎、小蜂鸟、小鹦鹉和小蝙蝠是朋友。但是小狮子和小老虎有点偏执、霸道，因为小鹦鹉和小蜂鸟不是走兽，所以当小树熊与小蜂鸟和小鹦鹉玩多了，小狮子和小老虎就会有对小树熊冷淡。但是小树熊觉得交友是各自的自由，而且它觉得它还有和小狮子和小老虎一起玩，所以并没有放在心上。而小蝙蝠刚开始因为和小鸟们走得很近，让小鸟们觉得它的外形特征和自己族群很像而特别欢迎它加入鸟群。

有一天，因为一点事儿飞禽和走兽就发生了争执。于是，战争就爆发了，并双方僵持，各不相让。小树熊不想要战争，它只想好好的和飞禽做朋友并同时维持和走兽的友谊。小蝙蝠却因为不想像小树熊因为跟飞禽玩而被走兽冷淡，所以决定丢下它的朋友小树熊而加入小狮子和小老虎。也因为它外形像老鼠，所以很快就被走兽接纳为动物的族群了。

当然，小蝙蝠见风转舵的态度让小树熊很失望，为了讨好走兽竟然不再搭理小树熊，让小树熊心灰意冷的觉得它和小蝙蝠没有任何友谊可言。

如果大家有看过这个故事 (原文请看这里)，相信大家都知道小蝙蝠的下场。我不知道飞禽和走兽最后会不会和好，但是小蝙蝠那种墙头草的性格终究会被双方唾弃。这就是为什么小蝙蝠只能躲到夜晚才出来走动觅食的原因。

故事嘛，看过就好。

负面的小灰兔

突然间童心未泯又心血来潮的编了个寓言故事。版权所有，翻盗必究哦！

很久很久以前... 对，就像所有其他故事的开头一样。很久很久以前，小白兔跟小灰狼是朋友。有一天，小灰狼和小白兔玩着玩着就饿了，于是就跟小白兔说：“小白兔，我饿了。”小白兔回答：“那我去拔萝卜给你吃好不好？”小灰狼哪里吃萝卜呢：“不要，妈妈说我们灰狼要吃肉的。”小白兔很难为情：“那... 我去哪里找肉给你吃啊？”小灰狼说：“不然... 在我回家之前，你让我舔一下好吗？”小白兔觉得和小灰狼是朋友应该互相帮忙，所以就同意让小灰狼回家吃饭之前舔他一下。哪里知道，小灰狼忍不住，咬了小白兔一口。要不是小白兔极力挣扎，恐怕小白兔连命都没了呢。这一切让在一边独自玩耍的小灰兔看到了，小灰兔心想：天啊，小灰狼怎么那么坏，明明自己肚子饿想吃掉小白兔竟然骗他说只要舔一下就好！

其实小灰兔也觉得自己家人不太关心自己。灰兔妈妈常常觉得小灰兔是男生，能自己照顾自己，不需要大人操心。可是就是这份放心，让小灰兔觉得家里人不喜欢搭理他。

终于，大家都到了上学的年龄了。小动物们都要到遥远的动物学校学习适合自己的本领、学习独立，有些小动物则打算在动物学校找到自己的人生目标。当然，小灰兔也不例外。刚开始，小灰兔静静的，朋友也没有很多。不过，朋友不在于多而贵乎好。在小灰兔生日的时候，花蝴蝶、小小熊、小小马和小灰兔的室友小猴子等等都一起帮小灰兔庆祝呢！小灰兔在园艺课上表现得超乎想象，而且老师说地球暖化现象越趋严重，所以大家应该好好跟小灰兔学习学习，多种植树木。就这样，为了考试过关，其他动物来向小灰兔拜师了。可是，小灰兔竟然这样想：要不是我的园艺好，我想应该没有动物要跟我交朋友了吧。

一向我行我素的小小马有一天发表了一篇故事。有小动物以为小小马在写自己，于是就默默生气。小灰兔就跑去告诉小小马：“你不能这样乱写，会得罪很多动物的。”小小马满不在乎：“我又没有指名道姓写谁，只是个故事罢了，干嘛那么紧张。”小灰兔又觉得：世界上竟然还有不听劝的动物啊。

小灰兔看花蝴蝶，看着看着，觉得花蝴蝶很美，在风中翩翩起舞、姿态优雅，他好喜欢。可是花蝴蝶只想和小灰兔做朋友。小灰兔就自以为痴情的，用尽一切花蝴蝶所知道或不知道的方法去关心她。只是，有时候花蝴蝶觉得，小灰兔是她的谁呀，其他朋友都没有知道得那么多，他有必要知道那么多吗？结果，小灰兔又开始想：原来我不是你们的谁、原来你们并没有把我当成是谁...

渐渐的，小灰兔觉得世界上的动物都好虚伪，明明小白兔不喜欢小灰狼咬过他，却依然可以和小灰狼继续当朋友；明明小树熊也不喜欢小小马的故事，却依旧和小小马嬉笑打闹；明明大家没有把小灰兔当一回事，到考试的时候家里却突然多了很多拜访者；明明... 就连室友小猴子，上次放学太累忘了转告老师的话给他，他都觉得小猴子不知道是不是存心想让他考不了试...

有一天，小小熊找小灰兔玩：“小灰兔你得空吗？”小灰兔却觉得：小小熊找我不知道要从我身上拿什么好处，是不是要从我这里八什么秘密呢... 小小熊很伤心，小灰兔竟然这样看她。小灰兔只好安慰小小熊说是因为他看过太多虚伪的人了。小小熊觉得，小灰兔怎么想那么多，又不是上帝，管好自己不就行了吗。小灰兔却喃喃自语：“全世界都那么虚伪，家里没有谁要理我，要不是我园艺好，也没有人要和我做朋友了... 活在这世界上，也不知道有什么价值...”

故事就讲到这里。最后小灰兔有没有被哪只动物改变想法、或者小灰兔突然想通看开了，我不知道。至于为什么写这么个寓言故事，纯粹是因为个人想法的关系。

故事嘛，看过就好。