Disclaimer: This entry DOES NOT teach/guide the kids to commit suicide. It's just a reminder for the people to be aware of their surroundings so they won't just die liddat, coz it'd be a very dumb way to die.
Recently I'm all in to work. Coz my very geng de senior left the job. The other guy is doing supporting so I'm the only one who develops until new staffs come in. Sibeh depressed la. It's like FYP all over again but 10x more difficult :( SENIOR Y U LEAVE!!!!! *Sobz*
Had a farewell lunch with him at Rakuzen today. (Oh my wallet... Wtf)
Erjie found this video actually. I think they should collaborate with Happy Tree Friends and let them cast in the clip la LOL.
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
"Be safe around trains. A message from Metro."
#soulmate is #mindblown HAHAHA.
Fking shit la the moment my senior left his place, I have a sudden panic attack wtf. T_T And all he had for me is a cup noodle wtf. I will surely eat it when I'm starving during OT thankkiu bearie muchie.
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