MY Convo Trip Day 1

Fuyoh the hotel I'm staying has wifi.

Even though the hotel room I'm staying isn't good. But wifi made it soooo much better LOL please do not trust my ratings towards hotel room xD

So papa called a taxi to send us to airport (LCCT yo!) coz he had a seminar to attend.

And then I tried to camwhore with mami but failed miserably T.T

Unlucky case 1: People convo I convo, people got photographer but I have to do it all by myself. T_T

MY mami ^_^
2 of her daughters finally graduated ^_^

Screw it I'm gonna wear high heels

Mami was very naughty she made monkey faces LOL but I shall protect her reputation so I put up these instead xD
This is what you call "stay young in the heart" yo!

Mami very cute lo. Case 1: She asked me what's the time, I thought she wanna inform papa that we reached KK safe and sound. What made me laugh non stop is the question she asked afterwards - "What's the time difference between here and our place???"

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT!

Hello mami, we're still in Malaysia yo! Even Australia that far from Malaysia also doesn't have time difference la HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Put on the dress so I can look better in my pictures wakaka just like how erjie did... But I didn't study in the main campus also, honestly I don't know where to take picture lo. No freaking idea. I have no feelings towards any of the place in the campus. Haiz. No money how to go Labuan T_T But Labuan campus was so small I think one or two minutes can gao dim. Haiz first world problem.

Another shot with mami before leaving the hotel. What to do, no one to nanny me T.T

Unlucky case 2: Regalia is out of size S, and size M is so big :( I came so early also can run out of size. Wtf.

Unlucky case 3: Auto cars are fully booked and I can only rent manual car. That fella told me we need to give him a ride coz he doesn't know how to get out of UMS wtf. So he drove us out of the campus. And then don't know how the previous owner used the car, the door of the right passenger seat is kemek and the two tyres at the front are bald wtf. So this fella brought us to change the tyre lo. Luckily he did that coz I nearly bang other people's car wtf sorry lo it's my fault T.T and we spent one freaking hour to go back to hour hotel coz we're lost. Not too bad for a person who has a phobia and didn't drive for nearly 2 years isn't it ^^"

Unlucky case 4: As if I'm not suay enough, just when I tried to drive back to the campus to take photo, IT FKING RAIN WTF!!! NOW WHAT? I HAVE NO NANNY I HAVE TO TAKE MY PHOTO OWNSELF NOW I CAN'T EVEN TAKE ONE PHOTO IN THE CAMPUS?!?!?!

#okay.jpg coz I can't do anything also it's not like I can stop the sky from raining right T.T So I take in the hotel room lor.

We used self timer to snap these photos. Manually mirror-flip somemore LOL

Please visualize that I'm sitting on a bench in the park of UMS thankkiu wtf.

For this... Please visualize I'm in front of a tree thankkiu wtf.

Ok la mami is hungry so I shall change and bring her out for food

Ok I think I'm super noob wtf coz I couldn't find any restaurant to have dinner T.T mami suggested to go to Suria Sabah (coz it just appear in front of her) coz a mall is suppose to have restaurants right.

Unlucky case 5: I remember the last time I went to KK (here) there were a lot of restaurants/shops but when we went there, we couldn't find even one! Luckily we found a directory and went to the food court and had chicken rice which weren't delicious T_T Ok like that nev'mind lo at least we filled our stomachs. BUT RESTAURANTS FREAKING POPPED OUT WHEN WE WALK AROUND IN THE MALL!!! What kind of sorcery is this wtf. Alright fine I lost in the mall ok. T_T

Cute mami case 2: We're walking in a supermarket coz mami wanna buy some tidbits and her eyes sparkled when she found this - SAT KEH MAH!!! So excited she said "Ipoh specialty"! HAHAHAHAHA mami this is Sabah la why you buy specialties from other states HAHAHAHAHA why my mami so cute one.

Unlucky case 6: Since mami bought tidbits so I bought nutrigen coz I hiao LOL. It came in a packet of 5 bottles ma but then I don't know why one of it decided to learn Achmed the Dead Terrorist and explode itself wtf and I lost one bottle of my nutrigen T_T

Sobz.

YOU SAY LA I SUAY ANOT SO MANY THINGS HAPPENED ON THE FIRST DAY T_T

Ok la in order to gain karma or reduce my unluckiness wtf I've decided to do a tutorial on how to go through this convo thingy for friends and juniors, if applicable.

Step 1: Plan your journey. As in how long you wanna stay before and after your convo.

Step 2: Book your hotel, photoshooting and rent your car as early as possible. Otherwise you'll end up like me driving an automobile I'm not even familiar with.

Step 3: Pay your convo fees and/or other unpaid fees online, print out the receipt and keep for future usage.

Step 4: Finish the survey you're required to do, print out the documents and keep for future usage.

Step 5: Print the Tiket Pengambilan Jubah and keep for future usage.

Optional: If you need your friend to take your stuffs, please attach with a photocopy of student card and IC with an authorization letter.

Step 6: Bring over documents you've printed at step 3-5 and go to the appointed venue to collect your mortar board and regalia. You'll receive following items

A regalia, a mortar board, a hood (color according to respective schools), a car sticker, a ticket that admits four guests, a laminate certificate application attached with UMS's map, a hanging board idk what wtf and a pin in a box.

Step 7: With the same printed documents you'll need to go to the 'Touch and Go' counter to receive your card

The card will say your name out loud. I suppose this is used during the scroll-receiving ceremony, you'll need to scan the card so the machine will say your name wtf sibeh clever lo can save on emcees LOL

So yeah I'm collecting for BFF and #soulmate wtf

You two owe me big big time.

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You know what? I'm not sure if Fairy Godmother heard what I wished for (I don't even know if I have one), or the God wanted to console me for being so miserable today ahaha so they somehow did some trick and now I won another movie passes for Frankenweenie's premiere screening!!! I'M ON FIRE, MAN!

Contest here with the following answer for the question: The procedures if you had to bring your pet back to live.

I thought I'm quite lack of creativity also coz I'm combining the snippet from two different movies ahaha. I bet you won't be able to get it right :p OK who am I kidding you can simply google it out haiy.

Hopefully I'm still lucky enough to survive tomorrow coz we're gonnna find out ways to reach our destination eg #soulmate's apartment and the photoshoot studio AND not trip myself on the stage when I'm called to receive the scroll on my convo day wtf *TOUCH EVERY PIECE OF WOOD I CAN REACH*

Premiere Screening - TED 16/10/2012

Remember I kinda complained that I couldn't win a single movie pass?

THE UNIVERSE HEARD ME AND IT COMPLIED!!!

I won a movie pass that admits 2 person here with the following answer to the question: If you were John in the movie, and Ted came alive, what would be the first thing both of you would do together?

At first I don't think I can win coz there's another blogger who gave the same answer (Nuffnang hasn't approve comments when I commented so I didn't know who commented what) and I thought if "being a ventriloquist" is a good answer she'll be the one who win it but she didn't include her blog link and nuffnangx link so probably that has increase my odd of winning the tickets ngehehe xD

So on Wednesday afternoon after I came back from lunch, unlocked my laptop and open the browser to check for email, and I hyperventilated immediately coz I received an invitation to the premiere screening!!! Then I had a mini heart attack coz the screening is on 16th night while I'm leaving to KK on 17th I thought I couldn't make it wtf.

MY FIRST EVER FREE MOVIE PASS.

Ok la I'm like a sua gu :3 Erjie and sanjie also numb already after winning so many contests.

Jann almost fight over my sis coz she wanted to watch it too ahaha SORRY babe she put me at the top of her priority list whenever she won free movie passes so I have to extend the same courtesy to her to ^^

Outfit of the day

Fuyoh I love this one coz I looked slim xD Thankkiu erjie!

Dinner in Mid Valley

Noodles. Be mainstream or not to be. Hmm.

Ice lemon tea. SOON.

Her noodles with soya sauce chicken
My cheesy carbonara noodles with prawns.
Dammit I just ruined my diet.

TED!!!

Our seats were M1 and M2, which were quite near to the screen and they're at the side of the cinema Like that nev'mind. The aircond is right above us, freezing us to death. Also nev'mind. The worst thing is, IT DRIPS!!! Then the cinema was full house I couldn't move to a better place T.T Luckily the drips weren't frequent so I still can tolerate.

And then! As if I'm not suay enough, there's technical problem where the screen went black and we can only hear audio! I was like oh God why give me free movie passes and now I can't even watch the movie in whole THIS IS ONE HELL OF AN EXPERIENCE wtf T_____T Thank goodness the technician (or whoever they are) fixed the problem and rewind-ed so that we can watch the part we missed.

And this is like the epic moment of the movie but it was cut out of the movie -.-

HAHAHAHAHA aww I want a thunder buddy too.

They also censored the one sentence Ted said to the store manager wtf.

Anyhow, it has both touching and funny elements! Nao watch it!

p.s: C'mon Fairy Godmother I wanna win the passes for other movie contests I've joined too xD Many thanks in advance! I could totally use it since I'm a movie lover ^^"

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Ok I'm fking gan jiong now I can shit brix already coz I don't know if I've packed all the stuffs I will/may/shall need for the convo wtf and I don't have short heels shoes this is a disaster T.T Didn't wanna risk it by wearing high heels shoes especially we have procession LATER I TRIP HOW HOW HOW!!!

Gee tripping on the stage seemed to be everyone's nightmare that hardly happens.

Alright cuppycakes gotta go to bed and get ready for the journey that starts tomorrow! Goodnight!

Random Outings~

Jann took her regalia yesterday so she asked me to go over her house to take a photo together! :D

Also Jann said her sis wanna learn how to makeup I thought it was great coz we can put on makeup and take photos with her in her regalia. (Ok I missed the next part where Jann said it's her sis's makeup and skin care class for Mary Kay.)

So this is how I looked like after the makeup class:

Hm. Still looked fat as ever but I've successfully got rid of 2kgs ngehehe. But still can't make it to my convo day la aih. :(

With her Ted and Graduating Pooh

You see la. There are people who wanna gain weight but just can't. While the other group of people who wanna lose weight but just can't either. Why can't we achieve equilibrium wtf.

Then I went to Greenbox JCS to sing k with erjie and sanjie!!! Ok I was wrong about touch screen menu, it IS better ^^" Sorry lo I haven't been to JCS to sing k quite long jor ma.

Haiya thought can visit ahma tim but she's at Johor.

Now I'm just waiting for the right day to go sing k with the Groupon voucher

Now who's up for a sing k session???

Hot N Cold, Up N Down

My life is like roller-coaster.

Case 1:
The application I submitted before, has no reply, yet they gave my sis the offer.

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This is so dramatic I can even put myself in Katy Perry's song:
Coz I'm hot then I'm cold, I'm yes then I'm no
I'm in then I'm out, I'm up then I'm down...

Ok stop wtf.

Don't ask me what I'm gonna do because I'm also confused.

Not sure if wanted the offer because really wanted to

Or just plain admiration towards the "celebrity" inside

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Case 2:
Just went to have a follow-up pre(or not)-employment medical check up.

And yeah, I'm declared fine.

Haters gonna hate me for being so healthy ngehehe.

One minute before I thought I was fine, the next minute my health report indicated something is wrong with me. And the minute after that I'm all healthy and good again. Ok la I exaggerated a bit but the context is there.

Maybe I should describe my life as a box of chocolates. Otherwise, what can I say about my keep-expanding body size?

My First World Problems

Nuffnang is giving out premiere screening for Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4.

Which, Sinister will be screened on 17th Oct, while Paranormal Activity 4 is on 22nd Oct. #fliptable

Wanted to win free movie passes but won't be around on the screening dates

I wanted to comment so that I know whether I can win with my answers or not but then if win dy how I cannot RSVP also T.T later they ban me from joining future contests how?

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My phone is a piece of crap. I don't know about other people la but it just won't work for me although it's a smartphone. Ok la at least it's a liiiiiiiiiittle better than it's ancestor - ahdi's ancient Nokia xD

I didn't realize until today, papa came late to fetch me from work. I asked him why he didn't use sms system anymore? Coz he used to sms me he's there then I'll pack and leave ma. So he scolded me for not reading messages lo he'd waited for me for half an hour dy T.T But there's no new incoming messages!!!

So I changed the memory from phone to SIM. Aaaaand I received messages I should have received since yesterday.

-_-

And then this stupid phone cannot be set to turn off 3G so my whatsapp will connect to diginet EVERY FREAKING TIME when it's not connected to wifi and I lost RM3-RM8 everyday connecting to internet doing nothing T_____T

Then I said I wanna change my phone to Samsung S3 but sanjie said not good wor :( But I don't want to be #mainstream Apple fans so no iPhone also thankkiu ^^" unless there's really no good phone to use already #okay

Please donate to me so that I can get a new phone to stay connected to you all and/or give suggestion about which smartphone I should get.

Ribuan terima kasih!

Wrong Meme Rage

Today we're supposed to watch The Bullet Vanishes. But erjie said she wanna have dim sum breakfast and we won't be able to go on time to watch it if we have breakfast so they called it off. What to do, not my tickets also T.T

Doesn't matter, I've found some other thing to rant about lol. Woman's logic.

I get to know about 9gag since... Last year if not mistaken. It just got popular all of a sudden and everyone tried to create their own rage comics based on their own #truestory.

Oh btw lemme explain the usage of hashtags. I used it for memes in words.

For example,

this is the "true story" meme.

It annoyed some 9gaggers. Maybe they abused the usage, or maybe they don't appreciate the usage of hashtags in 9gag because of twitter...?

Before I proceed, lemme give you a short lesson on memes.

Meme, read "meem", not "meh-meh" or "mi-mi". Common mistakes done by the general public. Other information please google yourselves wtf.

This is me gusta face, which is "I like" in Spanish. Used when you liked the action mentioned in the comic. NOT SOME ANGRY OR DISGUSTING EXPRESSION OK.

This is the "LOL" face, used during the regular LOL moment. NOT KISSING OR SUCKING EXPRESSION OK.

This is "if you know what I mean" meme, used when you have some "sexy" elements in your comic #IYKWIM

And look at these comics.

WRONG FACE USED ON THE MOTHER.


LOL face for confession??? #AreYouFuckingKiddingMe
之前都没有很爱啰 - WHAT YOU LIKE??? #fliptable


你知道接下来该怎么做的??? Where's le sexy scene?!


This... Direct translate of bitchplease 婊子拜托 wtf.

Ok la the last one is direct translation coz they used mandarin ma wtf. But everytime I see the comics in my fb wall I feel like

Please, understand the meaning of the meme face before creating a rage comic, not just throw in the memes because it looked like the expression you "thought" it is. Annoys me to no end wtf. Not that I can do anything coz I only have very few readers and friends around me doesn't know meme #okay.jpg

Thankkiu Dr Zoidberg.

First Week of October!

Seems like I've been visiting the hospital every Saturday after I came back from Australia wtf. The company I'm currently working for is a good company I PROMISE I WILL WORK HARDER OK PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M MAFAN AND PLEASE APPROVE MY LEAVE AS WELL THANKKIU T_T

One thing about consulting doctor is that, I don't like anyone to follow me into the consultation room. It's like I have nothing to hide in my phone, I just don't like people looking inside. Same concept, but different scenario.

Like I know mami is concerned about me and wanted to know what happened so she followed me into the consultation room, and sometimes it's good to have her around coz she'll help answering questions occurred when I was young and I didn't know/remember what happened.

But then today the doctor asked me who had continuous cough in my family, mami just answered "no" for me when she's the one who had continuous cough recently. When erjie asked her why, she just brushed it off like it's no big deal and said it's because we annoyed her.

Nev'mind la. The doctor gave me antibiotics to take for one week and I'll return and to do x-ray scan next week and if anything happened he'll run a series of tests on me also.

The doctor is amazed that I kept my old x-ray scan, which was taken 3 years ago before entering university. I don't know what to say also coz I didn't know it happened to be useful at this time I just simply put it at a random corner in my home ahaha.

And then when ahdi was freaking concern coz her friend just passed away recently due to the same reason (I'm sorry to hear that, I will do tests also please pray for me that I still have time with you all if I am destine to die at this young age wtf) and people around me tried to cheer me up (CY and erjie said it might be just some fat deposition wtf but thanks) this si Leong said he doesn't think it's fats.

Thankkiu for destroying my last hope wtf.

Today we were suppose to watch the movie The Bullet Vanishes coz sanjie won 6 movie passes (which she used 2 to watch with her friend already) wtf why I just can't win a single movie ticket and why my body has so many problems that I seemed to be healthy but at the same time, not really #fliptable.jpg and tomorrow is the last screening dy but then mami and papa and my bro didn't want to watch so we have 2 passes extra.

#FirstWorldProblem: Won too many passes that we couldn't finish it.

Goodnight cuppycakes.